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The Degenerate Times

We don't follow trends.
We spit on them.
VOL. I · NO. 420 ★★★ THE WORLD'S MOST UNHINGED MEMECOIN ★★★ SEPTEMBER 7, 2026

Spit Happens

Stocks? Lol

Cereal Guy spitting out a mouthful of cereal

Markets crash.
Legends spit.

While the suits panic and portfolios bleed, we're over here building the future of finance. No earnings calls. No roadmaps. Just vibes, memes, and maximum disrespect.

This isn't just a memecoin. It's a movement. A middle finger to the status quo. A reminder that the best investments don't always make sense.

Why Spit?

  • It's iconic
  • It's irreverent
  • It's unstoppable
  • It's the sound of freedom

Caution:

May contain traces of sarcasm, spit, and financial disruption.

Wall Street
is boring.

They trade fear. We trade chaos. While they watch CNBC, we're building a community that laughs in the face of traditional finance.

No CEOs. No meetings. No permission. Just a bunch of degenerates united by memes and bad decisions.

Join the Spit Army

A crowd of people shouting

We don't hold
We spit

CA: NOT LAUNCHED

Buy $CEREAL

before we spit on the moon.

Tokenomics

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
LP burned
100%
Renounced
Yes
Vibes
Immeasurable

Utility? Lol.

The only utility is that it doesn't pretend to have utility. It's pure culture. That's it.

Roadmap?

  1. Meme
  2. Moon
  3. Retire
  4. Spit on Wall Street

This is fine.

Burn the charts.
Not the memes.

No insiders. No KYC. No BS. Built by the people. For the people. If you can read this, you're early. Spit happens. Profits don't.